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Duolingo Hebrew vs actual Hebrew
Duolingo Hebrew vs actual HebrewDuolingoVictim02/04/26(Wed)11:17:29No.90201255[Reply]
Duolingo taught me: "The elephant drinks orange juice"
Israeli checkout person: *speaks at 500 words per minute*

Anyone else feel scammed by language apps?
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ScreenshotAnon02/04/26(Wed)10:30:19No.23671624▶
Screenshot this before the goyim find out.
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OfficeLaugher02/04/26(Wed)10:35:19No.91556210▶
Crying laughing at this. My coworkers think Im crazy.
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WisdomHoarder02/04/26(Wed)10:37:43No.78248507▶
Adding this to my collection of Jewish wisdom.
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BasedDetector02/04/26(Wed)10:40:19No.01086373▶
Based. Extremely based. Infinitely based.
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CousinConnection02/04/26(Wed)10:42:43No.17987221▶
My Israeli cousin confirmed this is 100% accurate.
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ShabbatHost02/04/26(Wed)10:45:19No.80511807▶
OP is definitely invited to my Shabbat dinner.
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ThreadBumper02/04/26(Wed)10:47:43No.98698993▶
Bumping this because more people need to see it.
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SederSkipper02/04/26(Wed)10:50:19No.19754358▶
This thread is more entertaining than the seder.
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ProudMember02/04/26(Wed)10:52:43No.91183049▶
This thread is why I love this community. Am Yisrael Chai!
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LchaimToaster02/04/26(Wed)10:56:19No.17848828▶
L'chaim to everyone in this thread!
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RabbiApproved02/04/26(Wed)10:57:43No.06644261▶
I showed this to my rabbi and he laughed for 5 minutes straight.
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WhatsAppSharer02/04/26(Wed)11:00:19No.14877115▶
Forwarding this to my entire mishpacha WhatsApp group.
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PinRequester02/04/26(Wed)11:02:43No.97038753▶
Can we get this pinned? Important information here.
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ContentApprover02/04/26(Wed)11:06:19No.76248037▶
This is the content I signed up for. Mazel tov OP.
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BubbesGrandchild02/04/26(Wed)11:07:43No.90315109▶
My bubbe would approve of this post. Shes watching from above.
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TaxiSurvivor02/04/26(Wed)11:10:09No.16767802▶
Duolingo owl cant prepare you for Israeli taxi drivers.
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ZaydeRemember02/04/26(Wed)11:11:19No.23481736▶
My zayde used to say the same thing. RIP legend.
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AnonymousChad02/04/26(Wed)11:12:43No.42592968▶
This is exactly what I needed to see today. Based and redpilled.
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OyVeyPoster02/04/26(Wed)11:15:19No.77837514▶
Oy vey this is gold. Saving this thread forever.
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