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Passover seders are getting TOO LONGSederSurvivor02/04/26(Wed)11:04:24No.97415075[Reply]
Just finished a 5 hour seder. By the time we ate dinner it was midnight and everyone was hangry.
>Great uncle tells the same story every year
>Kids fighting over who finds the afikoman
>Songs go on forever
Wouldnt have it any other way though
>Great uncle tells the same story every year
>Kids fighting over who finds the afikoman
>Songs go on forever
Wouldnt have it any other way though
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WineLover02/04/26(Wed)10:19:52No.22050063▶
At least we get 4 cups of wine to survive. The rabbis knew what they were doing.
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ScreenshotAnon02/04/26(Wed)10:30:19No.90890149▶
Screenshot this before the goyim find out.
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OfficeLaugher02/04/26(Wed)10:35:19No.45558109▶
Crying laughing at this. My coworkers think Im crazy.
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WisdomHoarder02/04/26(Wed)10:37:43No.03167015▶
Adding this to my collection of Jewish wisdom.
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FifthQuestion02/04/26(Wed)10:40:08No.21617621▶
The four questions should include: Why is this seder longer than my patience?
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BasedDetector02/04/26(Wed)10:40:19No.75160228▶
Based. Extremely based. Infinitely based.
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CousinConnection02/04/26(Wed)10:42:43No.84454609▶
My Israeli cousin confirmed this is 100% accurate.
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ShabbatHost02/04/26(Wed)10:45:19No.98864140▶
OP is definitely invited to my Shabbat dinner.
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ThreadBumper02/04/26(Wed)10:47:43No.29831566▶
Bumping this because more people need to see it.
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SederSkipper02/04/26(Wed)10:50:19No.45106490▶
This thread is more entertaining than the seder.
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DayenuSinger02/04/26(Wed)10:50:26No.14341167▶
DAYENU hits different when youre on your third glass of wine
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ProudMember02/04/26(Wed)10:52:43No.79493585▶
This thread is why I love this community. Am Yisrael Chai!
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LchaimToaster02/04/26(Wed)10:56:19No.58850841▶
L'chaim to everyone in this thread!
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RabbiApproved02/04/26(Wed)10:57:43No.63331325▶
I showed this to my rabbi and he laughed for 5 minutes straight.
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WhatsAppSharer02/04/26(Wed)11:00:19No.72014829▶
Forwarding this to my entire mishpacha WhatsApp group.
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PinRequester02/04/26(Wed)11:02:43No.62041291▶
Can we get this pinned? Important information here.
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ContentApprover02/04/26(Wed)11:06:19No.66476196▶
This is the content I signed up for. Mazel tov OP.
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BubbesGrandchild02/04/26(Wed)11:07:43No.18261236▶
My bubbe would approve of this post. Shes watching from above.
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QualityPoster02/04/26(Wed)11:10:09No.83514750▶
This is quality content. More of this please.
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ZaydeRemember02/04/26(Wed)11:11:19No.78784942▶
My zayde used to say the same thing. RIP legend.
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AnonymousChad02/04/26(Wed)11:12:43No.31418012▶
This is exactly what I needed to see today. Based and redpilled.
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OyVeyPoster02/04/26(Wed)11:15:19No.54881024▶
Oy vey this is gold. Saving this thread forever.