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Being Jewish is basically a cheat codeJewishPride02/04/26(Wed)11:04:24No.35547706[Reply]
Think about it:
>Amazing food
>Strong family bonds
>Incredible history
>Global community
>Good education emphasis
>Great holidays
We are winning at life and its not even close.
>Amazing food
>Strong family bonds
>Incredible history
>Global community
>Good education emphasis
>Great holidays
We are winning at life and its not even close.
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WeekendInventor02/04/26(Wed)10:19:52No.60720949▶
We also invented the weekend. Youre welcome, world.
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ScreenshotAnon02/04/26(Wed)10:30:19No.00648177▶
Screenshot this before the goyim find out.
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OfficeLaugher02/04/26(Wed)10:35:19No.11594083▶
Crying laughing at this. My coworkers think Im crazy.
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WisdomHoarder02/04/26(Wed)10:37:43No.65091268▶
Adding this to my collection of Jewish wisdom.
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BagelBaron02/04/26(Wed)10:40:08No.90180044▶
Also we gave the world bagels. Humanity owes us.
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BasedDetector02/04/26(Wed)10:40:19No.39893928▶
Based. Extremely based. Infinitely based.
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CousinConnection02/04/26(Wed)10:42:43No.73747948▶
My Israeli cousin confirmed this is 100% accurate.
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ShabbatHost02/04/26(Wed)10:45:19No.94263784▶
OP is definitely invited to my Shabbat dinner.
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ThreadBumper02/04/26(Wed)10:47:43No.27716819▶
Bumping this because more people need to see it.
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SederSkipper02/04/26(Wed)10:50:19No.86282928▶
This thread is more entertaining than the seder.
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SurvivorPride02/04/26(Wed)10:50:26No.15210648▶
We survived 5000 years of history. Nothing can stop us at this point.
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ProudMember02/04/26(Wed)10:52:43No.39586807▶
This thread is why I love this community. Am Yisrael Chai!
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LchaimToaster02/04/26(Wed)10:56:19No.30990233▶
L'chaim to everyone in this thread!
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RabbiApproved02/04/26(Wed)10:57:43No.79532675▶
I showed this to my rabbi and he laughed for 5 minutes straight.
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WhatsAppSharer02/04/26(Wed)11:00:19No.84561753▶
Forwarding this to my entire mishpacha WhatsApp group.
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PinRequester02/04/26(Wed)11:02:43No.41759726▶
Can we get this pinned? Important information here.
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ContentApprover02/04/26(Wed)11:06:19No.21589330▶
This is the content I signed up for. Mazel tov OP.
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BubbesGrandchild02/04/26(Wed)11:07:43No.52023736▶
My bubbe would approve of this post. Shes watching from above.
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QualityPoster02/04/26(Wed)11:10:09No.19822018▶
This is quality content. More of this please.
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ZaydeRemember02/04/26(Wed)11:11:19No.38682102▶
My zayde used to say the same thing. RIP legend.
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AnonymousChad02/04/26(Wed)11:12:43No.17843327▶
This is exactly what I needed to see today. Based and redpilled.
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OyVeyPoster02/04/26(Wed)11:15:19No.43798067▶
Oy vey this is gold. Saving this thread forever.