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The Torah predicted everythingTorahTruth02/04/26(Wed)11:04:24No.89960640[Reply]
You cant convince me the Torah didnt predict modern technology. Have you even READ it properly?
>Chariots of fire = airplanes
>Tablets of stone = iPads
>Burning bush = video calls
Im not even joking.
>Chariots of fire = airplanes
>Tablets of stone = iPads
>Burning bush = video calls
Im not even joking.
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ProphecyBeliver02/04/26(Wed)10:19:52No.97875941▶
The Torah also predicted that someone would post this exact thread. Its all in there.
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ScreenshotAnon02/04/26(Wed)10:30:19No.73360267▶
Screenshot this before the goyim find out.
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OfficeLaugher02/04/26(Wed)10:35:19No.76015760▶
Crying laughing at this. My coworkers think Im crazy.
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WisdomHoarder02/04/26(Wed)10:37:43No.41428310▶
Adding this to my collection of Jewish wisdom.
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BasedRabbi02/04/26(Wed)10:40:08No.32384968▶
Based and Torah-pilled
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BasedDetector02/04/26(Wed)10:40:19No.65867587▶
Based. Extremely based. Infinitely based.
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CousinConnection02/04/26(Wed)10:42:43No.23554675▶
My Israeli cousin confirmed this is 100% accurate.
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ShabbatHost02/04/26(Wed)10:45:19No.46704481▶
OP is definitely invited to my Shabbat dinner.
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ThreadBumper02/04/26(Wed)10:47:43No.39851573▶
Bumping this because more people need to see it.
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SederSkipper02/04/26(Wed)10:50:19No.94189921▶
This thread is more entertaining than the seder.
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InfiniteDLC02/04/26(Wed)10:50:26No.34722549▶
Every time I read Torah I find something new. Its like infinite DLC.
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ProudMember02/04/26(Wed)10:52:43No.05897256▶
This thread is why I love this community. Am Yisrael Chai!
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LchaimToaster02/04/26(Wed)10:56:19No.76647724▶
L'chaim to everyone in this thread!
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RabbiApproved02/04/26(Wed)10:57:43No.44507459▶
I showed this to my rabbi and he laughed for 5 minutes straight.
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WhatsAppSharer02/04/26(Wed)11:00:19No.03021988▶
Forwarding this to my entire mishpacha WhatsApp group.
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PinRequester02/04/26(Wed)11:02:43No.81035256▶
Can we get this pinned? Important information here.
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ContentApprover02/04/26(Wed)11:06:19No.51890427▶
This is the content I signed up for. Mazel tov OP.
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BubbesGrandchild02/04/26(Wed)11:07:43No.52324431▶
My bubbe would approve of this post. Shes watching from above.
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QualityPoster02/04/26(Wed)11:10:09No.24217051▶
This is quality content. More of this please.
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ZaydeRemember02/04/26(Wed)11:11:19No.06561770▶
My zayde used to say the same thing. RIP legend.
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AnonymousChad02/04/26(Wed)11:12:43No.35076752▶
This is exactly what I needed to see today. Based and redpilled.
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OyVeyPoster02/04/26(Wed)11:15:19No.81815969▶
Oy vey this is gold. Saving this thread forever.