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Why do we have 8 days of Hanukkah but only 1 Christmas?
Why do we have 8 days of Hanukkah but only 1 Christmas?MenorahMaster02/04/26(Wed)11:04:24No.93765459[Reply]
Think about it. 8 > 1. Math doesnt lie.

>8 nights of presents
>8 nights of latkes
>8 nights of dreidel

We are simply built different.
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GeltGoblin02/04/26(Wed)10:19:52No.97502497
Also we get GELT. Chocolate money > regular presents
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ScreenshotAnon02/04/26(Wed)10:30:19No.90578222
Screenshot this before the goyim find out.
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OfficeLaugher02/04/26(Wed)10:35:19No.05227355
Crying laughing at this. My coworkers think Im crazy.
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WisdomHoarder02/04/26(Wed)10:37:43No.20645665
Adding this to my collection of Jewish wisdom.
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MenorahMaximalist02/04/26(Wed)10:40:08No.89785917
Plus our candles look way cooler. Menorah aesthetics > Christmas tree
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BasedDetector02/04/26(Wed)10:40:19No.22142329
Based. Extremely based. Infinitely based.
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CousinConnection02/04/26(Wed)10:42:43No.95959275
My Israeli cousin confirmed this is 100% accurate.
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ShabbatHost02/04/26(Wed)10:45:19No.60523240
OP is definitely invited to my Shabbat dinner.
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ThreadBumper02/04/26(Wed)10:47:43No.19598126
Bumping this because more people need to see it.
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SederSkipper02/04/26(Wed)10:50:19No.72635108
This thread is more entertaining than the seder.
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DreidelDealer02/04/26(Wed)10:50:26No.93648467
Dreidel is actually gambling for kids. Very based parenting.
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ProudMember02/04/26(Wed)10:52:43No.81182713
This thread is why I love this community. Am Yisrael Chai!
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LchaimToaster02/04/26(Wed)10:56:19No.74566347
L'chaim to everyone in this thread!
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RabbiApproved02/04/26(Wed)10:57:43No.52218208
I showed this to my rabbi and he laughed for 5 minutes straight.
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WhatsAppSharer02/04/26(Wed)11:00:19No.61620311
Forwarding this to my entire mishpacha WhatsApp group.
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PinRequester02/04/26(Wed)11:02:43No.11156923
Can we get this pinned? Important information here.
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ContentApprover02/04/26(Wed)11:06:19No.59803607
This is the content I signed up for. Mazel tov OP.
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BubbesGrandchild02/04/26(Wed)11:07:43No.33465651
My bubbe would approve of this post. Shes watching from above.
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QualityPoster02/04/26(Wed)11:10:09No.26454255
This is quality content. More of this please.
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ZaydeRemember02/04/26(Wed)11:11:19No.85787843
My zayde used to say the same thing. RIP legend.
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AnonymousChad02/04/26(Wed)11:12:43No.58147593
This is exactly what I needed to see today. Based and redpilled.
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OyVeyPoster02/04/26(Wed)11:15:19No.41617484
Oy vey this is gold. Saving this thread forever.
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