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First Bar Mitzvah speech tips neededNervousAbba02/04/26(Wed)11:17:29No.55345925[Reply]
My son is preparing his bar mitzvah speech and Im more nervous than him. Any tips from experienced parents?
He wants to talk about video games somehow...
He wants to talk about video games somehow...
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ScreenshotAnon02/04/26(Wed)10:30:19No.51965451▶
Screenshot this before the goyim find out.
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OfficeLaugher02/04/26(Wed)10:35:19No.01964396▶
Crying laughing at this. My coworkers think Im crazy.
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WisdomHoarder02/04/26(Wed)10:37:43No.67797682▶
Adding this to my collection of Jewish wisdom.
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BasedDetector02/04/26(Wed)10:40:19No.22109692▶
Based. Extremely based. Infinitely based.
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CousinConnection02/04/26(Wed)10:42:43No.11511463▶
My Israeli cousin confirmed this is 100% accurate.
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ShabbatHost02/04/26(Wed)10:45:19No.85843156▶
OP is definitely invited to my Shabbat dinner.
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ThreadBumper02/04/26(Wed)10:47:43No.59077324▶
Bumping this because more people need to see it.
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SederSkipper02/04/26(Wed)10:50:19No.54694663▶
This thread is more entertaining than the seder.
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ProudMember02/04/26(Wed)10:52:43No.35792468▶
This thread is why I love this community. Am Yisrael Chai!
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LchaimToaster02/04/26(Wed)10:56:19No.14518893▶
L'chaim to everyone in this thread!
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RabbiApproved02/04/26(Wed)10:57:43No.67895047▶
I showed this to my rabbi and he laughed for 5 minutes straight.
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WhatsAppSharer02/04/26(Wed)11:00:19No.52567204▶
Forwarding this to my entire mishpacha WhatsApp group.
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PinRequester02/04/26(Wed)11:02:43No.33467579▶
Can we get this pinned? Important information here.
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ContentApprover02/04/26(Wed)11:06:19No.84641595▶
This is the content I signed up for. Mazel tov OP.
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BubbesGrandchild02/04/26(Wed)11:07:43No.31851117▶
My bubbe would approve of this post. Shes watching from above.
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FortniteRabbi02/04/26(Wed)11:10:09No.36967222▶
Just let him mention Fortnite. The kids will love it.
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ZaydeRemember02/04/26(Wed)11:11:19No.03592193▶
My zayde used to say the same thing. RIP legend.
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AnonymousChad02/04/26(Wed)11:12:43No.33710471▶
This is exactly what I needed to see today. Based and redpilled.
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OyVeyPoster02/04/26(Wed)11:15:19No.68524156▶
Oy vey this is gold. Saving this thread forever.